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Be nice to girls who just want to be your friends in nude exercise class. Even if you are a little surprised about who they approach you.

Your girlfriend has fantasies of her own while she rubs that slick pussy of hers. Ask her, she might just surprise you at how naughty they are. Who knows, maybe she’ll even fulfill one for your next vacation.

Huge droopy pussy lips. Even if you didn’t have such a ridiculously high storage-capacity vagina, your large meaty lips are notably large. It is very surprising that you don’t auto gape from behind. Hopefully you can work on that because you

thefemmeside: Your girlfriend has fantasies of her own while she rubs that slick pussy of hers. Ask her, she might just surprise you at how naughty they are. Who knows, maybe she’ll even fulfill one for your next vacation.

THANK YOU FOR 666 FOLLOWERS! ITS SURPRISING THAT I’VE GOTTEN THIS FAR! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! >w< EVEN THOUGH, and I’ve repeated this alot, I DON’T REALLY POST MUCH OR ANYTHING! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!

askug: THANK YOU FOR 666 FOLLOWERS! ITS SURPRISING THAT I’VE GOTTEN THIS FAR! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! >w< EVEN THOUGH, and I’ve repeated this alot, I DON’T REALLY POST MUCH OR ANYTHING! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! Evil rebloggle..EEEEVVVVIIILLLLLLL

Even when there is no time to figure out what is going on, you are gonna find me…IN…and believe me…It’s gonna worth every second…Seeing you turning from a prim and proper woman…into my cock-craving slut!

templeofcum: Who doesn’t love surprise gifts? I think you Stealth-POZZING Tops are are pretty damn generous, surprising Bottoms with The Gift without them even needing to ask you for it. Thank you! REBLOG IF YOU AGREE! Mmmmmm no need for a condom

moeyashi-tsuntsun: gamershaunt: bride-between-worlds: aelmayixd: :T are people even real I’m kind of surprised he didn’t get injured after that first gif. PARKOUR!!! You should check out Urban Ninja Monkeys. Yeee~ HARDCORE, man.

everyfetishyoucouldthinkof: You surprised me when you brought a friend over for my birthday. And you surpised me even more when she was as good with a cock in her mouth as you are.

godessalexia: Are you afraid of giving that first blowjob to a hot boy?Don’t worry sissygurl, Here are six easy steps to make him soo happy that he’ll even give you a creamy surprise! ;)XOXO, GODESS ALEXIA! godessalexia.tumblr.com

bust-in-my-pants: “I love the surprised look you just got when you feel your diaper suddenly getting warm and heavy… You don’t even know you’re wetting yourself until it’s too late and you can’t stop. The next several seconds are my favorite

bondagehedgehog: Yesterday my blog reached limit 1000 followers. I really appreciate, that even on my new blog you are still my followers and you still enjoy my choice of photosets and offers. I´m very honored. I can promise you one big surprise, which

So yeah…Honestly, if you toldl me back in 2014, that i would have that many followers, even if they’re bots or whatever, i would just tell you that you are lying. But here we are, and yeah… I just can say, thanks!And don’t worry, i’ll

Well… 30 minutes into the show my power goes out. Thank you to the solid week of rain we’ve been having. I wouldn’t be surprised if flooding has started again. The rivers and dams are over flowing so even though it’s not pouring

A hog tie is one of the most submissive ways to be tied. I cannot even really struggle much, and I know you are reluctant Sir, but I still think there is something very sexy about the duct tape gag. This way of being tied is surprisingly comfortable too,

dasaix: dasaix: Not a fan of shitty webcam photos but fuck it. Pretty surprised that this even got notes haha! Why surprised these are some amazing pictures you look incredible in them.

Lol you know that post that goes “Mom: when are you getting a job? Me: idk its a surprise” ? Lol well its a surprise for me too 😓😂

hotpinkerotica: Cuckold Hubby Training 15 Everybody fantasises sometimes (probably), so if you are both open minded grown ups, it should come as no great surprise to hubby if you admit to it. A good man won’t be threatened by it, and may even encourage

here is a bernese mountain dog coming to hug you here is an even smaller flop with a cup of coffee. probably it’s a fluffy. here are two more burnese mountain dogs. they are sleeping! boom, surprise samoyedThank you so much friend

magebirdi:mumblesplash:howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen:howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen:this quiz sorts through characters from like dozens of fandoms and finds the one you’re most like. I’m not even a little bit surprised by my resultso many of you are getting

thotmom: Never stop learning about your partner. Never lose that wonder that made you want to get to know them initially because we are constantly growing as individuals.

justlikeordinary: signifi-cunt: liberalsarecool: One of the reasons your tuition is high and classes are getting cut. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’m not even surprised. Even if this graph isn’t totally accurate, the main idea still stands. My

innocuousfacade: Oh my, you were wearing that the entire time? And I didn’t even notice. I guess that explains what these keys are for, doesn’t it? What a wonderful little surprise for the end of our date. I never would have imagined you

fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

dirtybiwhore: streaminggold: “If you ever want even a lick of my perfect pussy”, Rachel said as she straddled her usually dominant friend Andrea’s surprised face, “You are going to have to open your dirty ass-licking mouth and let me piss down

fakerbetterforever-deactivated2:Surprise! This is what you look like permanently, now. And we’re not even close to being done inflating your heavy chest and round, fake ass. Constant enhancements, regular plastic surgery: these things are your life

the-modern-courtesan: Because sometimes you have to accept that even if you are’t in the mood, he’s going to take what he wants…..so when you still cream yourself all over his grown up cock at the same time as he cums in you, you aren’t surprised

just-yasmeen:People who are inflexible are so exhausting. If you think that you will always believe what you believe now forever well then life is going to be a big surprise to you. Give yourself a chance to be wrong even if it’s by 0.01%!

eightbithoof: eightbithoof: Surprise Hug Attacks “Surprise Hug Attacks. Not Even Once.” A public service announcement brought to you by Waffle-pon Inc. (( Well, that was fun! A great way to start my weekend. I hope all of you are enjoying some

needklainenow:“You guys pruned a frog?”“Are you even surprised at this point?”

xdvisyrx: ask-bot: What simple task are you surprisingly bad at? Gift wrapping. I don’t even try anymore. ‘Hey do you see this black garbage bag? There’s a surprise in there for you!’

hornythoughts: There are a few ways you can pleasantly surprise me in bed. But wearing a buttplug under your thong, even before we started, is probably one of the best ways to do it.

blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: You know you want it! I talk to sooo many white guys that wish their girl would take their butt with her toy collection, it’s quite surprising just how many of you there are, I’d even consider calling it a common fantasy

biczozb: @diane_bbg for the ladies over 40 asking me if they can still do the guide…. YES, of course you can! I know there are a lot of 16-30 year olds on my page, but you’d actually be surprised at how many older MUMS ,and even grandmas, do my guide!!

nekomadudes: racism is alive and well- omg I live near this town…

noirartica: “…Surprised, huh? I’ll bet you didn’t think I even knew where you lived, did you? Bet you think I’m some kind of scary stalker gal, don’t you? Like, maybe I have a razor tucked in the top of my stockings or something? So…are

riverknowshisname: gamershaunt: bride-between-worlds: aelmayixd: :T are people even real I’m kind of surprised he didn’t get injured after that first gif. Are you single? Because…fangirls go over a badass cosplay we over here.

jengrayson: I just found out there’s an entire subreddit of men who are questioning their sexuality because of Oberyn from Game of Thrones. Just in case you thought I was joking. Not even surprised though..

godessalexia: Are you afraid of giving that first blowjob to a hot boy?Don’t worry sissygurl, Here are six easy steps to make him soo happy that he’ll even give you a creamy surprise! ;)XOXO, GODESS ALEXIA! godessalexia.tumblr.com

suchagoodson: Of course I was surprised, not to mention shocked at finding my two sisters sitting naked on the edge of the tub when I walked into the bathroom. I was even more shocked when Gina, my younger sister, said “Oh, there you are. We were

creamyloadsforcumsluts:a game to play with your princess: tell her you’re gonna cum in her mouth… but instead… surprise her with a stream of hot piss… and remember… even silly games like this… are part of her training

wolfstravelsinmind: When things are tough, start with a hug instead of course words or soured looks…you might be surprised how quickly it melts away, even when she tries to struggle to stay away. Be persistent, be sincere.

innocuousfacade: Oh my, you were wearing that the entire time? And I didn’t even notice. I guess that explains what these keys are for, doesn’t it? What a wonderful little surprise for the end of our date. I never would have imagined you

fireinzerogravity: I like how with vintage fashion you are almost coy with it all… Just because you’re so covered doesn’t mean you’re not hiding a sexy surprise underneath. And even if no one knows, you do. And that makes you oh so sexy no

There are so many blogs on Tumblr that post original nude portraits, and even more erotica blogs; I’m surprised I have as many followers as I do. So I was wondering, why do you follow this blog?

And yet here you are telling me that not all guys are assholes??? Shouldn’t be surprised that someone says this shit when I talk about this on a public forum even though I made it clear in my post that the argument that not all guys are assholes literally

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